DadBoner - Fri Mar 25 2011
01:18 PM #
Happy Friday, you guys.
01:31 PM #
Nosey lady gave me $174 of the $230. Says, "they'll see about the rest." Oh, I'LL see about it. I know about getting EVEN.
01:33 PM #
You don't mess with Captain Karl's money and get away with it. I work my butt off for the dough, you guys.
01:35 PM #
Tryin to not let it ruin my Friday. I've got bigger problems right now, like getting out of family supper tonight.
01:36 PM #
Fridays aren't about spending time with your family. That's weekday crap. Weekends are for taking trips to Cold One City with your pals.
01:39 PM #
I think nosey lady is holding out on paying me the rest because I caused $300 dollars in damage to the toilet. Horsecrap.
01:40 PM #
If she wants to play games, there might be another "accident" in the john. If there's one thing I know about, it's destroying toilets.
02:25 PM #
Ann called. She's takin the kids to see some Rango Tango crap, which I conveniently can't make. Thank god. Might hit Paddy's.
02:30 PM #
Supposed to meet the fam after for a late bite at Big Boy. Should give me enough time for a few $2.50 24oz domestics. So pumped.
02:36 PM #
Screw this, I'm sneakin out early. Gotta real man's Friday thirst worked up. Take me down to Cold One City!