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DadBoner - Fri Apr 08 2011

02:57 PM #
Happy Friday, you guys. Big troubles.

02:57 PM #
Found out yesterday was National Beer Day. Cut out of work early. Got super shitfaced. Took off work today. Sleepin it off.

02:59 PM #
Think I went to Paddy's. Woke up in the living room with no pants on. Just a shirt. Peener and nuts all out. Gotta get it together.

03:01 PM #
I have no idea what happened last night. Gina from Paddy's called and they have my cell phone and jacket. Jeez, I went bonkers I guess.