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DadBoner - Thu Apr 14 2011

11:14 AM #
Happy Thirstday! Really lookin forward to the weekend, you guys.

11:31 AM #
Tried to take Ann to Flavor Town last night. The tuna casserole went off the hook when I added my secret herbs & spices.

11:33 AM #
My kids wouldn't TOUCH the tuna casserole after I kicked it up. Way too out of bounds for them. They just don't like big flavors I guess.

11:37 AM #
My son started gagging and saying his throat burned. That's what big flavors do sometimes! I bet Guy's son Hunter isn't like that.

11:45 AM #
I brought all the lefties home for Dave since no one could eat it. He destroyed it. Dave loves goin to Flavor Town for money tuna cass.

01:57 PM #
Laundry day. Had to go cowboy. Was shakin it extra hard in the john so I wouldn't get dribblins on my khakis. Ken walked in and freaked.

01:59 PM #
So embarrassed. Ken thinks I was crankin off at the urinal like some animal. I'd at least go in a stall. Which, I WOULDN'T DO THAT.

02:00 PM #
Only someone who slaps it at urinals would suspect someone else of doing that. If anything, Ken's the urinal beater.

02:02 PM #
Might just start telling people that Ken tugs it off at the work urinal so he can't burn me on it. Gotta do damage control, you guys.