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DadBoner - Fri Apr 15 2011

11:11 AM #
Highwaaaayyyy tooo the...Friday Zone! Happy Friday, you guys!

11:43 AM #
Wanted my son to try Lawry's Salt on his mac & cheese last night. Freaked out & said I ruined it. He has a lot to learn about the world.

11:46 AM #
If you guys haven't noticed, my son is about as exciting as a mayonnaise sandwich. Which aren't bad, but you guys catch my drift.

11:52 AM #
Man, I need a cold one so bad you guys. I'd even take a warm one right now. Might hit Paddy's tonight. Puttin out an APB to the fellas.

02:20 PM #
Been poundin coffee all day. Gettin my steam up. Meetin Dave & Al at Paddy's in a half. All my rowdy friends are here on Friday night!