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DadBoner - Sat Apr 16 2011

12:19 PM #
Tryin to piece together last night. Dave just did the ol' tongue toothbrush 'n barf. Must of been a great one, you guys.

12:27 PM #
Dave says I got up on the bar and did the Pee Wee Herman dance at Paddy's. He's full of crap. I haven't done that for like 5 years.

01:11 PM #
Just put on some Kenny Rogers. Forgot how good it is! Makin a Crown & Diet. Can't waste a minute of this Saturday, you guys.

01:13 PM #
Dave knows like EVERY word to the Gambler. It's incredible! Gonna play it again and have Ann listen on speakerphone.

01:23 PM #
Ann hung up on Dave singing the Gambler. Like she REALLY had anything better going on.

01:57 PM #
Me and Dave both agree; Bobby Flay needs a good old fashioned ass kicking.

02:02 PM #
I bet Bobby Flay shakes in is shoes when a real man like Guy Fieri comes around. Guy would clean Bobby's clock in a throwdown.