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DadBoner - Sun Apr 17 2011

12:21 PM #
Crown & Diets were going down so smooth yesterday. Musta had 15 of 'em. Passed out at 8:30. Sometimes you just need a good night's rest.

12:33 PM #
The weather is real horsecrap today. Sick of this. Just gonna hole up with a Tombstone and some cold ones. Wish I could get my boat out.

12:52 PM #
Weird thing about Tombstone pizza is, it's NEVER enough. I could always eat more. I feel good about it being homemade though.

01:37 PM #
Dave put on a stupid Lifetime movie during the commercial break of the b-ball game. It's about a dead stripper though so it's not gay.