DadBoner - Tue Apr 19 2011
12:00 PM #
Another crappy day. Sometimes I don't think I'll ever be able to get my boat out or play golf ever again. Makes me wanna kill someone.
12:05 PM #
Supper last night was awful. Ann made some diet food she learned from Oprah. Why would you go on a diet that makes you a fat black gal?
12:11 PM #
The only diet worth a crap is Atkins. It let's you have big flavors and all the taste of your favorites like meats and cheeses.
03:13 PM #
Headed to Ann & the kids for supper. Gonna show her how you diet right. Makin some homemade unpizzas. (no crusts, extra cheese for health)