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DadBoner - Sun May 01 2011

03:14 PM #
My ankle KILLS since Dave fell on it. Al gave me some Vicodin. Gonna pop one & wash it down with a brewski. Try and get some solid sleep.

03:59 PM #
I'm all fuzzy. I feel fuzzy. Like a fuzzy fuzzy Muppet. So fuzzy.

04:09 PM #
Whydo I wear shirts all the time. Don't need ths shirt. Feels good tos just have it off.Gonna have no shiet and another cold one, yougusy.

04:16 PM #
Captain KArl's pizzas ship is a great idea. Need to get that idea back in motion/ More toppings that aNYONE!!!!