DadBoner - Wed May 04 2011
11:16 AM #
Woke up in the john this morning with stupid Dave taking a shower! Me & Dave should never, EVER, be in the same room while he's nude!!!
11:17 AM #
Dave is a psychopath sometimes. Why in the hell would you do that. Just wake me up! I don't know if I'll ever get over this.
11:17 AM #
Happy Wing Wednesday, you guys. I guess. Can hardly enjoy it.
11:32 AM #
To be clear, I didn't actually SEE Dave's peener and nuts, but the idea that they were out in the same room with me is puke city.
11:34 AM #
I played football and stuff in high school, but I was never one to hang out in the shower and play grabass after the game. Not my style.
06:10 PM #
Back from supper with Ann & the kids. Feel creepy around Dave after the same room nudity. Gonna head to Paddy's to gander some babes.
10:45 PM #
Just back from Paddy McGee's. $3 Long Island night. Many, many smokin babes. Was really crackin em up with my smooth jokes. Still got it.
10:47 PM #
Gals really dig a sense of humor. And they like you to go blue. Just a tip for the fellas. Talkin peeners or poop is always a hit.
10:51 PM #
Long Islands were going down so smooth, you guys. Good thing tomorrow's Friday. Gonna lie down on my face and wait out the spins.