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DadBoner - Sat May 07 2011

11:04 AM #
Woke up to Dave blaring Foreigner's "Urgent". I'd be steamed, but a good song is a great way to start the day. I got that Satur Day Fever.

02:17 PM #
Snoozin on and off. Sippin cold ones. Tigers are winning. It'd just be the perfect day if Dave could quit rippin egg salad farts.

02:45 PM #
I TOLD Dave to not to play gas roulette. Really messed himself. Nothin sadder than a grown man crappin himself on his day off.