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DadBoner - Tue May 10 2011

11:21 AM #
Tuesday? More like, Monday Part 2: Poop Patrol. Really lookin' forward to the weekend, you guys.

11:53 AM #
It's supposed to rain and thunderstorm all weekend. Never gonna get my boat out. Never gonna golf. So sick of this crap

11:57 AM #
Last night Ann showed me her homemade Mom's Day cards from the kids. Homemade cards just say you were too thoughtless to go to the store.

02:49 PM #
Thinkin about really wowing Ann with a gift "that I ordered but it arrived late." Really make her feel terrible about how generous I am.