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DadBoner - Sat May 14 2011

12:19 PM #
Gettin a late start. Pretty banged up from partyin so hard. Kinda crappy out. Headin to Comerica anyway. Makin some tall G&T roadies!

12:20 PM #
The secret to a good G&T roadie is to put it in a Slurpee cup. Just a little tip my bro Al taught me. Really fools the cops. Ha!