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DadBoner - Thu May 19 2011

10:55 AM #
Really lookin' forward to the weekend, you guys.

11:22 AM #
Got 6 pieces of Kentucky GRILLED Chicken for lunch today. Gonna look SO good this summer. Can't wait for Ann to see me in my trunks.

02:14 PM #
Might hit $3.50 wine night at Paddy's tonight. Watched that Sideways movie the other day. Babes dig connoisseurs of fine wines.