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DadBoner - Sat May 21 2011

12:06 PM #
Really hurtin. Went all out last night for Randy. Celebrating and mourning are kinda the same thing when you're a true American.

12:21 PM #
My phone is all smashed to pieces. Jumped off the couch to do a Macho elbow drop on Dave last night, had it in my pocket. HUGE bruise.