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DadBoner - Sun May 22 2011

03:34 PM #
Watchin True Lies. Whoa, Jamie Lee Curtis is SMOKIN hot! Too bad I heard she has a peener. Incredible cans though. She's a knockout.

04:31 PM #
Big fight w/ Dave. He said it was queer to like Jamie Lee Curtis 'cause of her peen. Sweet cans make up for a peen you won't see anyway!

05:08 PM #
Boy, I sure am drunk, you guys. Whoops. Sometimes accidents happen for no reason on Sundays.

05:10 PM #
Sunday cold ones go down so smooth when it's crappy outside and you're arguing about Jamie Lee Curtis' sweet, sweet cans.