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DadBoner - Tue May 24 2011

10:26 AM #
Dave really flipped out last night. Thought I was trying to murder him in his sleep. He was only half awake. Went into a rage. Scary.

11:56 AM #
If you cut the top off a Beefy Melt Burrito from TB with scissors you can just eat the insides out with a spoon for health on the go.

11:58 AM #
I call 'em Beefy Melt Travelers. Taco Bell should sell 'em that way for folks lookin to get that beach bod or just for eatin in the car.

07:02 PM #
Whoa, it looks like the camera man at the Bulls game just got busted checkin out some babes! Can you blame him? Hubba hubba.

07:04 PM #
If I was a camera man for the NBA, I'd keep my eye on the "action" too, if you know what I mean. Lotta smokin seats in the expensive seats.