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DadBoner - Wed May 25 2011

11:07 AM #
Happy Wing Wednesday, you guys. Got 18 instead of 12 Asian Zing wings 'cause I thought they'd be smaller. Real exotic, bold taste. Hi-ya!

11:19 AM #
Asian wings are the healthiest they make. Orientals are known for their big flavors, fitness of mind and body, weird sex, and Nintendo.

11:23 AM #
I heard in the Orient, any gal will sell you her underpants for a $1. Not my thing, but it's refreshing how truly open and free they are.

11:25 AM #
Might start doing some Tai Chi like Swayze in Roadhouse. Dalton understood that the way of the Asian could be used to kick some ass.

02:04 PM #
Really lookin' forward to the weekend, you guys.

02:16 PM #
Supposed to be 81 and sunshine on Monday. Might FINALLY get the boat out! Memorial day cruisin and cold ones. I really need this.

05:47 PM #
Ann & the kids said I was weird for putting soy sauce on my corn at supper. They don't appreciate the big flavors of the Orient.

05:51 PM #
Since those Asian wings at lunch, I've been researching the ways of Oriental people. They're so proud. Gonna watch Marked for Death w/ Dave.

05:58 PM #
Steven Seagal really had it figured out. You can use the parts of the Asian culture you want & still be a white dude. Best of both worlds.