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DadBoner - Sat May 28 2011

11:05 AM #
Really blew it yesterday. Think there was somethin wrong with that Tequila. Gonna get started with a nice, tall, ice cold Busch.

11:16 AM #
After I passed out yesterday afternoon, Dave just left all those brats on the grill to burn up. What a waste. He's an idiot.

04:41 PM #
Ann wants me to come over for a BBQ tomorrow. Jeez, Memorial Day weekend is about cold ones and America, not families like at Christmas.