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DadBoner - Sun May 29 2011

01:51 PM #
Headed to Ann's for the BBQ. 4 hours late. She's got her britches all in a twist about it. I needed a nap! Slept in the Sebring last night.

01:53 PM #
I shouldn't be in trouble because I was responsible and crashed out in my car after Paddy's. Blacking out and driving don't mix, you guys.

01:56 PM #
4 hrs. late or no, there better be some good grub left. Bringin my own seasonings, the only thing Ann kicks up are bland flavors.