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DadBoner - Fri Jun 03 2011

11:05 AM #
Good, good, good; good Friday-tions!!! Happy Friday to ya, you guys!

11:25 AM #
Had a nice, healthy, homemade salad for lunch. Diced up 4 Jr. Bacon Cheeseburgers from Wendy's. No buns. (special diet recipe)

11:29 AM #
Wendy's should really put the Jr. Bacon Cheeseburger Salad on their menu. Where's the beef? It's in the salad, you stupid old bag. Ha!

08:30 PM #
Took a snooze. Gonna hit Wild Spurs late night for karoke. Might do some numbers. Show the Wild Spurs Country Line Dancers my pipes.

08:33 PM #
Goin heavy on this Axe "Spiked Up Look" hair gel. Kinda got a Guy Fieri look goin. Feelin good! Look out gals, Captain Karl's on the prowl!

08:34 PM #
Makin a Slurpee cup Bacardi & Diet roadie. It's totally ok to drink & drive if you're on the way to something, not going home, you guys.