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DadBoner - Mon Jun 06 2011

11:21 AM #
Brought that Penthouse for the john at work. Any true gentlemen likes browsin some beauties while you're pushin out a stinky.

12:32 PM #
Just went in the john. Saw someone threw my Penthouse in the trash. It's sad how some people can't appreciate nice things.

09:39 PM #
Another Monday without a call from Ann for supper. She thinks I made some "mistakes," but I'm a cool Dad & husband. Their loss.

09:39 PM #
Sick of this.