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DadBoner - Sun Jun 12 2011

11:37 AM #
Tried out, Dave's "lose the zero and get with the hero" line last night. Got punched in the stomach. Really need to reevaluate my life.

03:01 PM #
Might have to go on a health kick. Smoothies, turkey burgers, the whole nine. Also, heard some great things about Sketchers Shape It Ups.

03:07 PM #
Joe Montana wears Shape It Ups. Can't go wrong with a tip from Joe Cool, you guys. Definitely gettin a pair.

03:07 PM #
Joe Montana wears Shape It Ups. Can't go wrong with a tip from Joe Cool, you guys. Definitely gettin a pair.

03:10 PM #
Kim Kardashian wears Shape It Ups too. They got her that rockin caboose that all the brothers crave.

08:40 PM #
Lebron James shoulda went to the Bulls. Better pizza & eats. Less slimy drug dealers too. They coulda went all the way.

09:00 PM #
Dave's acting like he's a Mavericks fan now. Idiot. No one's a Mavericks fan. Everyone just wanted those other big mouth buffoons to lose.