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DadBoner - Sat Jun 18 2011

12:13 PM #
Still no word from Ann about the big Dad's Dad celebration. Must be big, big, big! A surprise party maybe? Who knows? Super pumped.

12:24 PM #
I mean, I'm sure it would never happen, but just once I'd like for someone to give me a sports car with a bow as a gift. Nothin beats it.

12:42 PM #
Think I'm just gonna kick back, have a FEW cocktails, and take it easy. Big day, tomorrow, you guys. One of the important ones.

11:23 PM #
Gonna hit the sack. Can't wait for tomorrow.