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DadBoner - Wed Jun 29 2011

11:13 AM #
Kept it healthy today with a Chicken Tender Salad and 6 Asian Zing Wings. Winner winner Chicken Tender Salad dinner! (lunch)

11:19 AM #
Stopped off to check out a badass Mustang at lunch. Man, it'd be so sweet cruisin in a Stang all summer. Babes go crazy for Detroit muscle.

11:27 AM #
Wish I could get my hands on a Camaro like Guy's. A Stang would be killer, but that Camaro is just so money. He's really livin the dream.

11:46 AM #
Might make an offer on that Stang next week. Ol' Karl knows a thing or 2 about wheelin' & dealin', you guys.

11:56 AM #
Think one of those Armenian guys owns the car lot. Might be Jewish or Italian though. They all look the same when they dealer sleaze it up.

12:06 PM #
The trick to buying a car is to not be intimidated and raise your voice alot. Really treat that dealer like an animal or he'll gyp ya.

01:21 PM #
Really lookin' forward to the 4th, you guys. Might get the boat out. Really do it right. Gotta find my bottle rocket stash.

01:29 PM #
Hope Ann doesn't have "family plans" for the 4th. She only lets us have sparklers. Might as well make my son wear girls panties.

02:26 PM #
Nothin says my country 'tis of thee, like shootin bottle rockets out of a beer bottle on your boat while your hammered for America. Nothin.