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DadBoner - Mon Jul 04 2011

12:14 PM #
For being 235 years old, America is one sweet lookin lady. Happy birthday to all my fellow Americans. Proud to be with ya, you guys.

12:15 PM #
Got pretty messed up on Crazy Cooter's jungle juice last night. Can't stop these spins. Hurled my guts out into the bush I fell into.

12:26 PM #
America is my homeboy, you guys. Goin to lie down next to the toilet.