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DadBoner - Tue Jul 12 2011

11:00 AM #
One of my co-workers (can't say who) got caught watching porno at work today. Ken is in so much trouble! (It was Ken)

11:02 AM #
Pretty much the best thing that can happen at work on a Tuesday is when a co-worker gets caught watchin porno. That or a free pizza lunch.

11:05 AM #
Wonder what kinda porno Ken is into? Never was much for that hardcore action myself. I like to leave a little to the imagination, you guys.

11:18 AM #
Sure, I've always enjoyed a nice Penthouse. It's a gentlemen's read. There's a big difference between porno and tasteful nudity.

11:22 AM #
Guys aren't into classy titillation like wet t-shirt contests anymore because they fill their brains with Black On Asian Anal Teens.

11:23 AM #
You know what they say, once you go Black On Asian Anal Teens, you never go back to wet t-shirt contests.

11:26 AM #
Dave's all screwed up with the porno stuff. That's why I had to take my laptop to the Geek Squad with it stuck on Black On Asian Anal Teens.

11:30 AM #
I don't even know why anyone would wanna watch a hung soul brother give it to an Asian in their poop shoot. Sounds pretty gross, you guys.

11:34 AM #
Doin it in the backdoor just isn't natural. Doesn't matter if you're a randy black fella or an Asian Teen lookin for some quick cash.

11:37 AM #
The only time it's ok to do it in the stinker is if you're gay. Everyone should be allowed to make love. I just don't wanna hear about it.

11:44 AM #
If you're a couple of fellas fixin' to make some butt love, make sure to wrap it up. There's alot of diseases out there in dudes' peeners.

12:55 PM #
I heard the reason that rich Paris gal is all cross eyed is because she let a brother do her in the p.u. too hard. Probably for drugs.

05:47 PM #
Thinkin about headin down to see Steely Dan on Saturday. Really chill out, you guys. "The Cuervo Gold, the fine Colombian..." What a jam.