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DadBoner - Thu Jul 14 2011

10:45 AM #
Really lookin' forward to the weekend, you guys.

01:02 PM #
Nothin sets off a rich cocoa tan like a white polo, cargo shorts & some Teva's. The polo's collar is like a Billy Squier song; turn it up!

01:09 PM #
Tasteful jewelry is a must for completing that cocoa tan look. Guy Fieri does it right. I keep it simple with my gold chain & onyx ring.

01:12 PM #
My shoulders started peeling a little this morning. Just glued it all back on with a heavy dose of Gillette Fusion Pro Series lotion.

05:52 PM #
Havin a few cold ones with Dave. It's always important to warm up for the weekend or you could risk a drinking injury, you guys.

06:01 PM #
Takin down a few Shocktops. The bold flavors are a real summertime smoothfest that's like an off the hook party in my mouth. Real refreshin.