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DadBoner - Tue Jul 19 2011

01:50 AM #
Can't sleep. Gonna make a Banquet Turkey Pot Pie. Should hit the spot. A little comfort food always helps you catch some z's, you guys.

11:36 AM #
I feel like I'm in my own personal living hell right now. That 5am Banquet Turkey Pot Pie just seemed like such a good idea at the time.

11:40 AM #
I'm just so sick in the backdoor area. When you cheat on your diet, the only one who wins is diarrhea, you guys.

12:42 PM #
On the bright side, if I had to pick any day to be ruined by explosive, all day, diarrhea, I'd pick Tuesday. Nothin else goin on anyway.