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DadBoner - Sat Aug 06 2011

11:26 AM #
Woke up in the Sebring with Seger's "Live Bullet" on. Car won't start. Think Bob was too much for the battery. Also, might've wet myself.

11:29 AM #
Babies & sissies wet themselves 'cause they're scared. Real men wet themselves 'cause they're blacked out on Jim Beam listenin to Bob Seger.

11:31 AM #
I don't always piss my pants, but when I do, I prefer to do it because of Jim Beam. Stay thirsty, you guys.

11:40 PM #
Just woke up. Took a 10 hour nap. Feelin great. Gonna make a nice breakfast. Eggos, bacon, sausage, ham, an orange garnish. Full spread.

11:49 PM #
Always fancied myself as a bit of a night owl. When else can you watch Die Hard 2 AND eat a hearty breakfast?