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DadBoner - Tue Aug 09 2011

10:00 AM #
Exploded a blood vessel in my eye puking out that Hungry Man supper. Wearin my Maui Jim shades at work. Feel like a boxer. Looks badass.

09:15 PM #
When are they gonna make bacon scented laundry detergent for fellas?Sick of my undies smellin like fruit and flowers and crap like that.