DadBoner - Mon Aug 22 2011
11:20 AM #
I wish the new black guy, Vernon, would just get to it and shoot up work so I could have the day off to try and find the bottom of a bottle.
12:28 PM #
Nosey lady gave out sheets with phone numbers we can call if we need "therapy" for stress. The only therapy I need is a solid BM.
03:12 PM #
Got home early. Caught Dave eating Miracle Whip with a spoon out of the jar. Worried that this has been going on for a while.
03:29 PM #
Worried about Dave. Anyone who eats Miracle Whip out of the jar must have some demons. It's not even something like blue cheese dressing.
03:31 PM #
Sure, I'll eat a spoonful of blue cheese dressing from time to time. So decadent. But I do it in moderation. I'm not some maniac.
05:21 PM #
Might stage an intervention with Dave about this eating Miracle Whip out of the jar thing. It's unacceptable behavior and really unhealthy.