DadBoner - Fri Aug 26 2011
10:57 AM #
"The Friday's back in town! The Friday's back in town!" Always was my jam, you guys. Happy Friday to ya. Can't wait for the weekend.
11:01 AM #
Leaked a little loose stool into my unders last night from my diet supplements. Turning fat into poop isn't perfected yet I guess.
11:15 AM #
Made a few red wine & gin cocktails last night. Might've made me mess myself, not the diet supplements. Breaking new ground has a price.
11:18 AM #
I call red wine & gin, "The Christmas Karl." Tastes like an Xmas where you find out your wife is screwin your bro and your kid has cancer.