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DadBoner - Sat Aug 27 2011

12:53 PM #
Had the runs all day yesterday. Today's more like the trots. Headin to Brenda's in a bit. Hope my rear end behaves. Gotta look smooth.

01:02 PM #
Told Dave he has to play it cool at Brenda's. We're bringin a cooler full of Captain Karl's Top Shelf Margs. (special recipe)

01:04 PM #
I must've pooped out like 7lbs of fat in the last 2 days. Feelin slim! When you're meeting up with an old flame, you gotta look your best.