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DadBoner - Wed Sep 07 2011

02:07 PM #
Forgot today was Wing Wednesday because of the long weekend. Ate at stupid Quiznos. Day is pretty much ruined, you guys. Hate myself.

04:13 PM #
Goin to get take out wings so I can eat more at home without being embarrassed or judged. Gotta make up for my mistake.

08:24 PM #
Ate 24 wings right in Dave's face. Got a dozen lefties. Not sharing. It's a power move.