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DadBoner - Thu Sep 08 2011

11:00 AM #
Really lookin' forward to the weekend, you guys.

11:30 AM #
Don't want to use the word, genius, but gettin an extra dozen wings last night made for an out of bounds breakfast with healthy wheat toast.

11:42 AM #
Why isn't chicken ever a breakfast item? Steak, pork, sausage; all breakfast. No chicken. Think I broke some ground with my breakfast wings.

11:47 AM #
Might have to make a few calls about my breakfast wings idea. Could be a game changer. Captain Karl's Breakfast Wings, start the day rockin.

11:50 AM #
"Captain Karl's Breakfast Wings are chock full of vitamin W to help you start the day right."

12:11 PM #
"Captain Karl's Breakfast Wings: kick some A in the AM with the bold flavors of CKBW's." Winner winner breakfast chicken dinner.

12:22 PM #
Goin to get some markers and drawing paper. Gonna work on my Breakfast Wing idea in the john since I'll probably be in there because of 'em.

05:26 PM #
Really tearing up at this Kid Rock jam. What a true patriot. God bless the USA, you guys. We're all #1.

05:27 PM #
I WAS BORN FREE!!!

05:29 PM #
It's ok for a real man to shed a tear, especially when it's for America AND football. And you're a little bombed on ice cold Busch.

05:39 PM #
Heard Kid Rock was hangin out with Guy Fieri. Man, what I'd do to be a fly on the wall when those 2 rockstar masterminds collided.

05:44 PM #
Gonna go with the Pack on this one. Green Bay is real America. That hurricane thing was forever ago. Time to stop the Saints pity party.