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DadBoner - Sat Sep 10 2011

03:58 PM #
Just remembered about Dave's Skylark. It's still sittin outside Brenda's with a busted window. Been seriously rained soaked. Wet dog city.

04:00 PM #
When you abandon a car outside of someone else's house, I think you should get a tax write off. Kids love to play in that crap.

04:02 PM #
I got a fever, and the only cure, is more football. Ha!

04:02 PM #
I feel like I could drink about a thousand beers right now, you guys.