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DadBoner - Mon Sep 12 2011

11:42 AM #
Really draggin today. Feel like we should have had the day off since 9/11 was on a Sunday. Would have been the right thing to show respect.

12:25 PM #
Feel like crap. Musta drank a weekender by myself yesterday. Feels good to have done it for a good cause though. These colors don't run.

01:10 PM #
So steamed they made us work today. Sick of this. Goin to take a toilet nap in protest. It's the right thing to do for the USA, you guys.