DadBoner - Thu Sep 15 2011
12:04 PM #
Really lookin' forward to the weekend, you guys.
12:06 PM #
Since Dave won't give up the tape of me makin Bologna Salad while he makes fun of my crotch, I had to get even. I'm a fan of street justice.
12:11 PM #
Put all the TP, TV remotes, ranch dressing, Penthouses, Pizza Rolls, Toaster Strudels, and booze in my trunk. Dave should crack anytime now.
12:12 PM #
When you mess with the bull, you get the horns, right in your keester. Think Steven Seagal said somethin like that in Out for Justice.
12:28 PM #
When a pal is tryin to humiliate you, you need to ruin their life for a few days. Healthy competition is what friendship is all about.
02:16 PM #
Snuck out for a trunk booze cocktail, some warm car trunk Pizza Rolls & flipped threw a Penthouse. Secret recipe for an afternoon recharge.
02:20 PM #
Sendin a male stripper to freak out Dave tonight. Such a classic gag! Might hit up Chili's tonight for some top shelf margs to celebrate.
02:23 PM #
Made sure I ordered a "beefy soul brother" stripper. Hope Dave wants to kill himself when he see's that horse meat waggin in his face. Ha!