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DadBoner - Sun Sep 18 2011

01:33 PM #
Kinda worried about Dave. Phone goes straight to voicemail. And he missed the Lions game. They rocked! Hope he's not in a ditch or somethin.

01:45 PM #
Watchin the Lions together is kinda a tradition for me & Dave. He never misses it. Except for that one time he had a kidney stone.

01:54 PM #
I hope that hung soul brother stripper didn't murder Dave. Never know what he might have said with a huge johnson in his face.

02:32 PM #
Gonna make some missing Dave flyers to put up around the neighborhood. Least I could do for a pal. Need a snooze first though. Kinda bombed.