Twitter Fiction Reader

DadBoner - Wed Sep 21 2011

11:37 AM #
Place was a disaster when Dave came home. Told him about the one man bash I had for his dead dad. Went in his room & slammed the door.

11:40 AM #
Tried to wake up Dave for a very special Wing Wednesday Dead Dad lunch. Wouldn't budge. Went alone and mourned for both of us like a pal.

11:44 AM #
I think Dave is running away from his feelings. Why else would you turn down a FREE Buffalo Wing lunch?! Death does strange things to a man.

11:45 AM #
Man, I mourned so hard at lunch today. Took down 18 wings and 4 cold ones. Feels good to put out positive vibes in a time of grief.

01:39 PM #
Nosey lady's up in my business about the "funeral" I had to go to. Wants to see an obit. Don't know the man's name, but so disrespectful.