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DadBoner - Thu Sep 22 2011

12:09 PM #
Really lookin' forward to the weekend, you guys.

12:17 PM #
Had a restroom disaster today. Had to wipe my p.u. with a toilet seat cover. Outta TP in the john. Might file a complaint. Unacceptable.

12:19 PM #
Wasn't the first time I've had to wipe with a toilet seat cover. Sure, it's a tough guy move, but I shouldn't have to live that way.

12:24 PM #
I picked the wrong day to try Wendy's new Dave's Hot 'n Juicier Cheeseburgers. Tasty, but really went through me in a hurry, you guys.

12:26 PM #
Wendy's Dave's Hot 'n Juicy Cheeseburgers are filled with the burger juice that every bold flavor man craves. Real chin dripper.

12:29 PM #
Made with juicier, thicker beef. Buttered, buns. And PREMIUM toppings, Wendy's Hot 'n Juicy Cheeseburgers really make you tear up the john.

12:33 PM #
You can judge a good quality meal by how powerful and quick your bm is afterwards. Wendy's does it best. No gruntin, just a smooth release.

12:58 PM #
Sometimes I get a little choked up thinkin about Wendy's founder, Dave Thomas, and his contributions to the American dream.

01:00 PM #
Without guys like Dave Thomas, there might have never been a Guy Fieri. Scary to even think about it. The food world would be in shambles.

02:30 PM #
Just noticed how Wendy's farts smell just like Wendy's hamburgs when Ken came into the john and said, "You eatin Wendy's in here, Welzein?"