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DadBoner - Sat Oct 08 2011

01:36 PM #
Might hit up Jody for some one on one time. Big J's cool to hang with, but I think it's time to take our relationship to the next level.

01:37 PM #
When it's time to get hot & heavy with a babe, you just know by the feeling you get in your heart and your groin, you guys.

02:58 PM #
Havin Dave trim my neck up for tonight. Really give my pony some framework.

03:12 PM #
Stupid Dave took a chunk out of my ear trimmin my neck hair. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO SHOWCASE MY 'RANG WITH A BAND-AID OVER IT!!! Steamed.