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DadBoner - Tue Oct 11 2011

12:47 PM #
Really hurtin today, you guys. Woke up in the kitchen. My back's a disaster. So many ups & downs yesterday. Might go lay down in the john.

12:52 PM #
Nothin says you've truly lived life, like wakin up in the morning, feelin like you're gonna die, you guys.

04:25 PM #
Took a mean nap in the work john for most of the afternoon. Nothin like cold tile & white noise flushes to rejuvenate the mind and body.

04:38 PM #
Vernon came in and asked what I was doin laying on the john floor. Said I had a bad back. He said, like Larry Bird? Kinda racist.

08:24 PM #
That's the way you do it, Tigers! Was gonna take 'er easy tonight, but might have a few cold ones to celebrate. We really earned it.