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DadBoner - Wed Oct 19 2011

12:21 PM #
Took another cab to work today. Hard to go back to driving myself when life has been so plush. Must be what Donald Trump feels like.

12:23 PM #
Had to get another cab to go to BDubs for Wing Wednesday. Hope some of the waitresses saw and had a "who is THAT guy?!" moment.

01:27 PM #
Really gotta get that headlight fixed on the 'Bring. Big weekend comin up. Can't risk a DUI. Gotta be responsible and safe, you guys.

02:23 PM #
Never understood having a "designated driver." Why would anyone ever wanna hang out with someone who'd agree to being that?