DadBoner - Thu Oct 20 2011
11:43 AM #
Really lookin' forward to the weekend, you guys.
11:47 AM #
Really hit it off last night with a babe at Paddy's. Think her name was Karen. Karen. What a sexy name, really just rolls off the tongue.
11:49 AM #
Gave Karen a lift home in my private cab. Think she was really impressed. Got pretty hot n heavy. Bold romance cab flavors, you guys.
11:59 AM #
Think my problem in the romance department was driving myself around. Takin a cab really lets you go "hands free," if you catch my drift.
12:00 PM #
I'm flying high after that rendezvous. I think her name is Karen might be the best thing that ever happened to me.
12:09 PM #
Might head back to Paddy's tonight. See if Karen's hangin. Got a big birthday comin up on Sunday. See if she wants to be my cake. Ha!
12:27 PM #
When you're frenchin a babe in the back of a cab and feelin on over the shirt chest beefers, you really understand what God is all about.
04:48 PM #
Gonna head to Paddy's soon. Gotta see if Karen's in to be my arm candy for my big b-day celebraish on Sunday. Goin heavy on the 'logne.
04:50 PM #
Dave said he always "soaks his ballsack" in Brut before a big date. Probably why Dave never goes on any dates.
05:22 PM #
Crankin some Seger to get pumped for Karen. When it comes to babes, rock n roll never forgets, you guys.
07:20 PM #
I love, you guys.
07:36 PM #
Smoked some grass to get relaxed up for for my rendezvous. It's legal so it's cool. Why isn't booze ok to drive on? Same hot retard feeling.