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DadBoner - Fri Oct 21 2011

11:27 AM #
Friday eyes! They're watchin you! Friday eyyyyyyeeees! They're watchin you watchin you watchin you-ou-ou-ou! Happy Friday to ya, you guys.

11:30 AM #
Hung out at Paddy's 'til close. No sign of Karen. Got pretty bombed. Lost my cool and started yelling out "Karen!!!" Not a proud moment.

11:57 AM #
Really concerned about not hooking up with Karen. Gonna try Craigslist missed connections. Seems like romance happens there.

11:58 AM #
Hope this works out. Sending out an APB for Karen: http://t.co/dT3FZTZV