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DadBoner - Sat Oct 22 2011

12:45 PM #
Stayed up all night waitin on word from Karen. Hope she gets back to me soon. Might have to make plans with another babe for the celebraish.

12:48 PM #
Think Dave might be plannin somethin big for my bash. He's been in the john more than usual. Takes all his calls in there like Fonzie.

12:52 PM #
Can't wait for tomorrow. It's gonna be so slammin, you guys. Besides, if I roll solo, I'll have my choice of any gal. That's birthday rules.

05:24 PM #
Feel like I could drink a thousand beers right now, you guys. Gotta take it easy though. Gonna lay low and get my outfit just right.