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DadBoner - Tue Oct 25 2011

11:18 AM #
THE MCRIB IS BACK, YOU GUYS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

12:22 PM #
Don't know why Mickey D's ever has to "bring back" the McRib. A bold taste sensation like that shouldn't ever be going anywhere.

12:27 PM #
When they decide to take the McRib away again, those Wall Street hippies should do something worthwhile and Occupy McDonald's Headquarters.

12:36 PM #
The whole Occupy Wall Street thing just looks like an excuse to hang out & complain all day. My USA was built on hard work, you guys.

12:43 PM #
If you don't have a job, maybe you should try "Occupying" an Arby's restroom with a mop. White hippies just want everything handed to 'em.

02:09 PM #
If you don't understand the greatness of the McRib sandwich, there's a 95% chance you're also racist. That's just the truth, you guys.

02:11 PM #
Gotta start plannin out my Halloween costume. Might go as the Red Rocker Sammy Hagar. Man, he is one cool customer.

06:26 PM #
Headin out for another McRib. They're for a limited time so I gotta take advantage. Plus, McRib's aren't fried. It's a healthy pork.