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DadBoner - Fri Oct 28 2011

12:52 PM #
Happy Friday to ya, you guys! Only workin a half day. Had some nasty D this mornin. Musta got some bad fries with my McRib last night.

12:55 PM #
Might have to go as Guy Fieri for the Halloween celebraish tomorrow. Sexy, arousing costumes aren't just for the ladies, you guys.

12:57 PM #
Dave said he wants to go as Stone Cold Steve Austin. More like Cold Stone Steve Creamery. Ha!

01:00 PM #
Might have to alert Mickey D's about the bad fries I had. Can't be holed up in the john during McRib season. It's for a limited time.