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DadBoner - Mon Oct 31 2011

12:40 PM #
Gettin alot of attention at work for my new bleached Guy Fieri do. Everyone seems pretty jealous. Scalp is peeling, but it's a small price.

01:07 PM #
Ann just rang. Guess my daughters don't wanna T or T with my son 'cause he's a wuss. Asked if I'd take him out. Great. Kids ruin Halloween.

01:09 PM #
Gotta show my son what Halloween is all about. Disturbing terror and checkin out babes' cans. It's time to man up. Maybe we can bond.